Slogans, Spoofs and Stories
The enormous street and media buzz that Viagra has inspired over the last ten years has established Viagra's image overwhelmingly in terms of power and efficacy as THE remedy for impotence.
Years (and two rival impotence treatments) later, Viagra continues to be a constant source of office jokes, comments for late night talk show hosts, tabloid fodder, academic studies and scandal. Here is a collection of just some of the spoof material that has been circulating about Viagra
Viagra Slogans
Nike Viagra - Just do It !
"Viagra, Home of the whopper."
KFC Viagra - Finger Licking Good !
Coca-Cola Viagra - The Real Thing !
"Viagra, the quicker, dicker upper."
Ford Viagra - The ride of your life !
Ever-Ready Viagra - Keep going and going !
Pringles Viagra - Once you pop, you can't stop !
M&Ms Viagra - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands !
"Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
MicroSoft - Let's see... "Micro" and "Soft."Needs Viagra!
Macintosh Viagra - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple !
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."
"Viagra, we work harder, so you don't have to."
Viagra Jokes
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido ..
"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said . "He won't even take an aspirin" ..
"Not a problem", replied the doctor . "Give him! an "Irish Viagra" . It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee . He won't even taste it . Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress . The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate . He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in that Starbucks again!"
Frozen Chicken
Man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his parrot eats all of them.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and it's hours later before he remembers the parrot.
He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The parrot pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?"
Honeymoon
A knockout young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12-inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand - The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"
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